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Shiny cold balls put in your Va jay jay to tighten pussy muscles so you can squeeze the tiny useless cocks right out of you.
Excuse me ma'am, I think those are your Ben Wa Balls rolling towards the meat department.
If my pussy wasn't such a big gaping hole then they wouldn't keep falling out.....
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Attempting to enter your partner bone dry, no lube. Drier than a desert.
How did your date go the other night, did you all get laid?
Yeah, but it DID NOT go well. This dude was pulling a Ben Shapiro. Feels like sandpaper down there.
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The 1 and only Hip-Hop Violinist.
On most of The College Dropout and her CD drops in 2005
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Orange-haired violinist frequently seen with Twista and Kanye West.
Miri Ben-Ari does a lot of scowling in the "Overnight Celebrity" video.
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Famous youtuber, go sub!
He should totally make onlyfans so thicc and fit tho mmmmmm
Omg is that Ben D Beast famous youtuber?
Yeah, I creamed my panties too
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When your zipper catches the foreskin of your penis, creating an excruciating pain that can hurt for hours. This usually happens after taking a piss. (As seen in the movie "Something about Mary", featuring Ben Stiller)
Joe: "Awww dude, the other day I gave myself a Ben Stiller Circumcision after takin a piss, it fuckin hurt."
Larry: "Cool story, bro"
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Named after the non-celbrity Ben the ranga, and the animation Ben 10 where the protagonist is supposedly also a rangah. Ben 10 Syndrome is a term used when someone has a fetish for the rangas.
Woman: When did Ron Weasley get so fine?
dude: When you got Ben 10 Syndrome.
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