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the act of masturbating or playing with your self, then washing your hands and realizing the smell of cum is still there.
John: man, that was a good jack-off session
Bill: did you wash your hands?
John: yeah, i have cum fingers though. i even used soap and water
Bill: *smh*
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When you get Doritos on your fingers and cant wipe them off.
girl in romantic movie- grab my hand
guy- hell no i got Dorito Fingers
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The Fingering of somebody's ass crack to maximize pleasure. Can results in nails being snapped off and internal bleeding. Bum Finger ussually takes place after a good bout of fart eating leap frog which creates of lots of sexual energy and vibes.
"Catch my fart in your mouth Amelie then jump over me and fart in mouth, it really makes me horny!"
"OK! But can we do Bum Finger afterwards because i've been priming my fingers all weak by sticking them in my own shit"
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after a hard night of ********.
me* i got pussy fingers!
girlskater* ewwwwwwww! dn't wipe dem on me!
**SEXY ASS BITCH* intentionally wipes them on girlskater*
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the act in which one person provides sexual stimulation for another person by making a gun with their fingers, before thrusting the 'gun' in and out of another persons holes while making a shooting noise with their mouth.
Situation 1:
John: "I was out last night, and this dirty hoe asked if i would finger gun her, what the fuck!?"
Situation 2:
Person 1: "I was finger gunning your mum the other day and.."
Person 2: "Wait, what!?" *Beats the shit out of him*
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A shitty band made up of a bunch of dudes who stick eleven random fingers up their ass roulette style until they are "Paralyzed." Also responsible for bastardizing all genres of music.
Hey guys want to blindfold ourselves and play finger eleven?
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To insert a finger up a females vagina, but it gets stuck. The only way to release the stress is to cut it off.
"Dude! What happened to your hand?" " I have a broken finger."
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