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lol not funny not funny
he gets it all the time
in the ass!
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womp womp womp. womp womp womp, hey yea yea, hey yea yea, womp womp womp, womp womp womp, hey yea yea, hey yea yea. thank you.
ahem..... Hi SiSTErs! JaMEs cHarleS hErE sPonsOring SugAr bEar HaiR prOduCts!
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Lazy james: a person who's extremely imbecilic and eminates a foul odour proportionate to their immense size
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(N): Jim Geraghty (pronounced: Gare-uh-tee)of the handsomus Mawfahkuhian phylum is rarely seen in the wild these days, he usually spends his time hunting and gathering reconciliations, which he is quite akeen to, being able to determine issues on pure feel as opposed to sight. Also possessing an unbelievalbly large dome, he is incapable of fitting hats which made him very sad on graduation day. He posses a high trivia accumen thereby not being succeptible to being tronned very easily.
In reccent years the term has morphed more into a state of being than personified in the flesh. Whereupon to be "Geraghtyian" means to be cool beyond belief. He tries to impart Geraghtyian principles on to his disciples although at times trick ass noobs like Salsa can't comprehend the level of JG's understanding of cool.
James Geraghty imparts his Geraghtyian beliefs to tron all noobs.
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A really hottie-hottie-hottie-hottie who is utility back in Australian Rugby Union. Has played for Western Force and Wallabies. Soon to play for Rebels.
"Who's the biggest, most baben, rugby player of all time?"
"James O'Connor."
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Ten Commandments originating from the Jamesernaut. Drafted by the Pau Pau and emulated by the Hand of God.
I. Thou shalt hunt females for their pleasures.
II. Thou shalt wingman for thyne brother.
III. Thou shalt not cock block.
IV. Thou shalt purchase alcohol and late night food at a gratuitous level.
V. Thou shalt indulge in sinful acts of sex.
VI. Thou shalt find humor in all circumstances and create it if it exists not by doing stupid things.
VII. Thou shalt film stupid things done from VI.
VIII. Thou shalt Doot thy neighbor and friend, as they Doot upon you.
IX. Thou shalt enjoy technology of Xbox on 50 inch plasma with Bose sub-woofer surround sound in all its glory.
X. Thou shalt not fuck with James or risk a lethal GUTN.
I live by the Order of James and I love my life to the fullest.
The Order is right, I fucked with James and got a severe GUTN. Now I'm numb from the dick down.
I broke the Order of James and then my balls exploded while I got monkey raped by Zugluu the Gorilla.
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Severus Snape's secret lover. Always has been, always will be. What Snape didn't want to show Harry in the penseive was that Snape had fallen in love with James when James saved Severus from Lupin. Then Lily found out about their love and was jealous so she pretended to like James so Snape would come back to his senses. Snape felt weirded out to talk to James anymore, being always taught that it was wrong to love another man and he did not want to hurt his freind Lily. James was confused by Snape's actions, which led him to curse Snape in front of his freinds. One reason was he felt hurt that Snape was snubbing him, second because he did not want his freinds to realize he was gay. Snape, hurt and confused, refused to speak to James ever again. Snape did not save Harry for Lily, but for James. The End.
Snape loved James Potter, not Lily, you got it all messed up, Jo.
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