tax it like the brittish

To have sex with a woman very hard.

Damn, I would tax her like the BRITTISH!

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Just like Jimmy

1. To be a player.
2. To be cool.
3. To have the latest gadgets.

Sourced from the T-Mobile commercials featuring the Jimmy character in his red, monogrammed bathrobe.

Jackie: That white boy Daniel is a cool as the other side of my pillow.
Erika: For Realz! He's just like Jimmy.

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nipple rub like

When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.

Aaron nipple rub likes me.

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like your vagina

like your vagina: phrase;
a way to comment about your
(preferably male) friend's vagina.

NOTE**a phrase similar to
"that's what she said."
only more direct. funnier.

Thai: "Man, the backyard is wet."

Danny: "Yeah, like your vagina!....oooh I'm smooth"

Thai: "yeah smooth...like your vagina!"

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get like me

a coin game where you would flip a coin and the other person would have to try to match you

yo, lets play get like me

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Id like to fuck

The variation of the phrase " I'd like to fuck.

Teacher- tilf*
Mother- milf
Cousin- cilf*
Stranger- silf
Grandmother- grand milf
Teen- tilf*
Cheerleader- cilf*
Bitch- bilf
Nurse- nilf*
Neighbor- nilf*

…and the list goes on

Dude 1: damn. Look at all those people Id like to fuck

Dude 2: yea. Everyone but the grand milf.

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Party Like It's 1999

A verb meaning to party like you believe it's the end of an era; similar to the way people partied on New Years in '99 because they thought there would be a massive computer crash.

For New Years 2012 I'm gonna party like it's 1999.

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