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The act of actually rolling on the floor and laughing. Urination is ussually involed in this act.
Bro-man: OMMAH GAWD LIEK LOL
*bro man falls to the floor and begins laughing*
Dude-guy: ROFL MOMENT
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Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.
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A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.
Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!
Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!
Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!
Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!
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The moment where you did something incredibly stupid and regrettable
Oh whoops! That is a Shaiju moment.
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when someone does something smol brain
“Oops I fell off a banana”
“Evelyn moment”
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Person 1: How bruh is this?
Person 2: Its worthy of being called a bruh moment
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When another person does something so mind-numbingly stupid that whipping out a glock and busting some caps is simply the only way to handle it
This morning my neighbor asked me if I had a case of the mondays...now that's a glock moment if I ever saw one.
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