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The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.
CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.
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the greatest food, in the history of mankind. very popular among overweight spanish teachers.
i got mah Special K Chocolate.
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after retracting the penis after having anal sex and you have litle bits of poo on the penis, you let them dry and they will become real true chocolate chips.
Bob: fuck! i hhave some shit on my dick!
Geena: OMFG those are huge!!!!...let them dry and they will become real nice chocolate chips!
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Also called the butt sausage, the Chocolate Hot-dog is a turd.
Who squeezed out a chocolate hot-dog into the urinal?
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The chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.
Th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. It may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
Melissa: I had such a horrible day, thank god I have my emergency chocolate bar.
When a person puts on the song Chocolate Rain on full blast on their friend's computer speakers and then immediately runs out of their friend's home.
I can't believe Shane Chocolate Rain Bomb-ed Joey! The funeral's Tuesday.
a specialty cooked by the pimp character chef on the show south park. also refers to his balls.
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em.- Chef, referring to his chocolate salty balls
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