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You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
when you jump and crap at the same time.
Guy 1:Oh my god, you see that guy over there??
Guy 2: yeah... why?
Guy 1: HE JUST DID A JUMP-A-DUMP!!!
Guy 2: damn!
The process of dumping milk on someones tray after he says something stupid.
Someone-*bad pun*
Friend next to person-That deserves a milk dump
Come dump is the same as cum dump but are trying too be secretly about it.
person 1: This is the come dump and go
person 2: sooooo the cum dump and go
person 1: yeah.........
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The act of reading a magazine article while taking a dump.
People magazine, Maxim, porn and the daily paper are good dump reads.
Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
a bowel movement taken while and often caused by rolling. Often a pleasant, fulfilling experience.
"Hey babe, where'd you go?"
"I had to take a molly dump, but now I'm ready to go dance."