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anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.
" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"
" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."
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Noun
• S: (n) A Sanford Moment (a momentary lapse of reason)
Sanford (A.K.A. “Lov Gov”)
adj., Sandfordly.
1. Affected or characterized by people suffering from loneliness.
2. To tear up, blubber, and stammer.
3. To result in graveling and derision.
4 Deplorable; a sad state of affair.
5. To fall off the deep end; to seek escapism often by crossing the sex line; to lust for a soul mate even if just fantasy; to jeopardize your career even though you know the price.
I was at the restaurant, all alone. No friends were there--not one! It was A Sanford Moment, totally. Yeah, it was that bad.
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A significant moment in which a person will have either reached or exceeded their level of tolerance on the bull-shit scale. It is characterized as a bitch fit that often resembles that of Joan Crawford in the Movie "Mommie Dearest". Screaming, swearing, and cursing is often involved. No crap will be condoned. Crawford moments often occur in middle-aged women who are antagonized by their hell-raising children or needy husbands.
Joan: Tina, I will not allow any daughter of mine to wear tight-ass jeans and purple stripper boots out in public!
Tina: I'm not gonna listen to you! I'm gonna wear what I want and you can't stop me!
Joan: If you give me anymore of that bullshit, I'm going to have a Crawford Moment!!!
Tina: *Shudders* Ok fine, you win! Anything to keep that from happening!
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The moment where you did something incredibly stupid and regrettable
Oh whoops! That is a Shaiju moment.
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A state in which the brain of a certain person (specially Nicki Minaj fans) can't function well.
She had a Barbz Moment when the teacher asked her how many sides does a hexagon have.
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When you say something that’s clearly wrong and outrageous but instead of admitting defeat you double down with “facts” you have made up on the spot. Facts generally are gathered from “research” found on Reddit.
Person 1: “Turkish watermelons are the biggest and the best”
Person 2: “What are you talking about?”
Person 1: “They are! I read about it on Reddit! This is a fact!”
Person 2: “Pipe down with your Hazar moment”
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This is when you a clumsy, forgetful, or do something silly.
Yesterday, I had a Jo moment when I left my wallet at the store and had to turn around to go get it.
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