Microwave Kick

When you fit a microwave in your ass and someone it ir to help you get it further in

Holy shit owen just microwave kicked dane and its like all the way in!!

Kicking the twigs

A person who is wasting their time with insignificant little things, not lazy but avoiding the serious things.

Jim, stop kicking the twigs and focus on the real at hand.

kicked in the Richard

to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.

Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

Smurf Kick

Smurf kick is the act of flicking someone, either on the nipple, or genitals.

Girl "Fuck you!"
Boy "SMURF KICK" *Flicks nipple*
--poink--

Girl *QQ*

whip kick

you athletically kick someone when you falling you are style

Bro, did you just see Bruce Lee whip kicked the shit out of Betsy DeVos.

Kicked a Bird

To take a shit in public with your pants on then proceed to kick it out of one of your pants legs.

If confronted by this tell them you were kicking a bird.

Rogelio: Did you just shit your self?!?

Ethin: No, i just kicked a bird.