Guy 1: “hey bro”
Guy 2: “Your mom gay”
Guy 1: “It’s opposite day” Guy 2: “oh dang that rhymes”
Also guy 2: “Your dad lesbian”
The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."
Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.
Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.
a lesbian who is better, hotter, smarter, more beautiful, more fun, more bootylicious, than all your previous girls
I got myself a special lesbian bB
Nandor: "You are my.... friend." lesbian nandermo
VULGAR SLANG
A triggered, radical feminist possessing hyper-intensive feelings of hate towards perceived male-dominated patriarch;
Is extremely bitter and resentful as a result of being single or breakdown of a previous relationship;
Cancer Survivor.
(Used as a general term of abuse towards feminists).
Feminist Tweet: "SISTERS! Stand up to sexist oppression. It's time to destroy the oppressive patriarchy #DeathToTheOppressors #feminism"
Internet Troll: "stop pushing your ideology, you silly old cancer-lesbian”.
when girls dress up and have a “slut party” for each other
that slut party was pretty lesbianic