Meat Riding

An individual manifesting an undue fixation upon another, stemming from the latter's behavioral attributes, may experience an oscillation between vehement adulation and profound antipathy.

I can’t stand the way Mark treats Phill he’s Meat Riding him so hard

meat slappin

an action when one slaps another ones ass for sexual pleasure.

Me: imma meat slappin ma gurl.

Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.

The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.

Packaged Meat

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

meat glitter

Herpes.

Hey man, you get tested lately? I heard that meat glitter was goin' around.

Meat Stick

A huge haul of meat usually found in the pants of a man. Ladies love that protein.
Occasionally it will get bigger,don’t worry you’re about to get some fresh yogurt to put on your cereal. The yogurt also has some tasty protein aswell.

Slut1”oh yeah let that yogurt flow”
Slut2” Bigboy427 you’re meat stick is getting bigger, let me at it.”
Bigboy472”Don’t worry there’s enough to go around”

Meat stick

Term used for beef jerky but can also have a sexual connotation about it.

Meat sticks are bad for your health.