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The book one keeps, mental or otherwise, with a list of their friend's fetishes.
"Dude, did you see her feet? I would totally lick those." "Wow, I'm going to add 'foot fetish' to your smutography."
The way dyslexics Hail Satan.
"Hey dude, what you up to?" "Oh you know, just Snail Hatin'."
The term used to describe trends in Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.
Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!
A person who watches porn and keeps track of how many 'cum shots' occur.
"Hey bro, did you see the new Backdoor Sluts 53?" "Yeah it was great! I saw more backdoors get pounded on than the red light district during a blue light sale!" "I thought it sucked. Not enough cum shots." "What are you dude, a fucking cumcountant?"
Hey man, you get tested lately? I heard that meat glitter was goin' around.
Toilet Paper Stress Disorder, or the result of surviving the great Toilet Paper Apocalypse of 2020.
When I was a teenager, we ruined the plumbing with coffee filters, because there was no toilet paper. Yes I'd say I have TPSD.
the act of slowly masurbating while staring into a mirror and crying.
The man was feeling particularly depressed wednesday, when his wife caught him doing the sad trumpet in the living room. Wearing nothing but his socks, he slowly tugged one out while staring at himself full length mirror. Dejected tears rolled slowly down his cheeks to the sound of TAPS playing quietly in the background.