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A random hook up for a quick down and dirty session to bust a nut.
There’s a couple of new homeless women down by the park. I’m going to cruise through for a meet n’ skeet. They’ll do anything for $5.
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When a man tucks his penis between his legs and makes a glorious mangina then proceeds to taking a hit off his vaping device and then blows clouds of vapor.
Raven gets hot when she walks into Jordan doing his famous Tuck N' Chuck.
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Definition 1.uber trendy guy you see around with their MAC airbooks and slim cut jeans(perhaps even a beenie where appropriate). The types that work for some trendy hip company where they were jeans to work and refuse to use PC's...just macs.
I'm looking for a new job, but I am not a corporate guy...I am more of a mac n jeans kinda guy.
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When someone breaks into your car using a demolition saw to take your radio.
Dave: Bro, I was eating at waffle house, and some gay-wad performed the good ol Slash N’ Dash on my truck.
Carl: Really? That sucks you had a bumpin system in there.
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When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Bro I gotta go piss n shit, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
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When one duces (takes shit) and the turd is overly long; qualifies as a "shit and a half" = "Duce n a half".
Bro 1: Dude, you took long enough on the shitter!
Bro 2: Brah it was a duce n a half, it was so long it poked my ass cheek.
Bro2: I love those!
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The use of both hands to motion jacking off fists followed by a jizz throw. Should be used in fending of bitchy women.
The Chad gave the smush n' toss to a bitch that was talking to him.
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