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"Suck On My Cock" is a satirical Christmas send-up, lyrics written by Pacific Northwest shock jock and prolific parodist Bob Rivers and based on the tune of the bestselling "Jingle Bell Rock" by Bobby Helms (1957).
With himself as singer, "Suck On My Cock" was released as part of a Rivers Christmastime satiric CD, and in 2007 as part of Rivers' CD "Rated X Max." Rivers' lyrics graphically recount in first-person the experience of receiving a full and complete act of fellatio by his (possibly) unwilling partner and makes ample use of "Jingle Bell Rock's" tune, multiple stanzas, choruses and chord changes.
The song is offensive, obscene, and politically incorrect but very funny to those who like no-holds-barred satire. It has been covered often in the ensuing years by Matt Rogers and other singers. Downloadable sung versions and lyrics are not difficult to find on the Internet, though good copies of the prior CD releases command a huge premium in the online used-disc market.
If live versions are included, it is hard to measure how high "Suck On My Cock" ranks in Rivers' ample songbook, but it appears to be shaping up as a "guilty" Christmas pleasure along with many of his other Yuletide parodies, such as "Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear" and "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire."
Bob Rivers asserts that he still owns copyright to the lyrics.
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-- "God, I couldn't believe it when the band began to play "Jingle Bell Rock" and the singer started off with 'Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock..."
-- "Yeah, hardcore! But it was pretty late and I don't think people minded "blue" material. Hope you listened up, 'cuz I bet the band won't play it for another 364 days."
-- "Yeah OK, fool, but cyberspace never forgets."
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Doing your boss's bitch work, and other people's bitch work ordered by your boss, in hopes of the boss getting kudos from upper management.
The IT Department's Passive Dick Sucking got the boss major kudos on hitting the projected numbers.
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Suck a dick day is taken place on the 26th of may
Get on your knees and suck on suck a dick day
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The face one makes (usually female, but not always) while applying mascara. The cheek bones are sucked in, the eye balls are popped out, and the mouth is open wide in the shape of an "o" as if about to suck a dick.
Look at that chic putting on make-up, she so has a dick sucking face!
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Sucky dragon created by Strong Bad. Much lamer than Trogdor the Burninator. He is made of an S, more different S, a top mark an a long v, and a couple legs and arms.
Trogdor would burninate the S Is For Sucks Dragon.
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fuck off, go to hell, give me a blowjob (usually talking to a female)
Dark Raven Omega: You suck at life
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender bitch
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English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.
2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.
3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.
Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!
God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
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