take the vein train to a-town

The reciept of man-meat by the poop-chute. Act of riding summer sausage until the bitter end.

she asked me if she'd missed the five o'clock. I replied, fortunately yes! You can take the vein train to a-town with me!

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kick ass and take names

Most likely originated in the armed services, probably during Vietnam. "Kick ass" is generically applied to beating the opponent, whereas taking names refers to killing the enemy, or "taking their names." Has been adopted into common usage as a general motivational statement.

"CHARLIES OVER THAT RIDGE, LETS KICKASS AND TAKE NAMES!"

"pick up that goddam football damnit! now get out there, kick ass and take names you pussy!"

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Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

Take it to the barn and ring the bell

Synonym phrases:

"Let's wrap this up"

"Let's finish this out"

Well, I think it's time we take it to the barn and ring the bell.

Take the bullets out of the gun

When a man gets a vasectomy.

Bullets = Sperm.

A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.

Cat Taking off Glasses

What you see right to the next definition.

Cat taking off glasses idfk how to use it in a sentence

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Take you up through there

1: Having sexual orientation of giving extreme pleasure

2: A clear indication of a SEVERE ASS WHOOPING is in the near future

1: girl stop talking to me like I’m one of the lame ass nig*@s you been fuQ’N with… I’LL REALLY TAKE YOU UP THROUGH THERE! (see: Lame ass nigg@s)

2:Son if you go to school and act an ass and I get a phone call at my job… IMA TAKE YO ASS UP THROUGH THERE WHEN I SEE ! (see: act a ass or cut a fool)