Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.
My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.
When a guy is going down on his sister and sticks his tongue up her ass
Billy Bob was going down on his sister, Debbie and gave her an Alabama French Drain. He came up with a black tongue!
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An orgy consisting of only gay people
I heard Jason when to a French party last night.
10 in French is translated into dix witch is usually used in stream chats to get around guidelines so they are able to say the word dick in another form.
Person in chat: Hey what's 10 in French?
Streamer: *Banning person for being dumb*
When one person takes a seated position with their back pushed against a wall much like the "wall sit" exercise position. A second person will then press there ass against the first individuals face, pinning their head against the wall. Then, with as much force as person two can muster, shit into the face of person one.
Don't work out in front of Jason, he'll give you a French wall sit.
A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.