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The shameful act of standing on Whitstable harbour, giving yourself a reach around to erect the old rogering tool then dunking your corey in some curry sauce and then scream seagull noises so the birds fly down and peck your little pecker off (you get 1 point for every person who looks, 2 points for spastics and 3 points for the feds)
Roger done too many Gary’s last night and tanged a ‘Whitstonian Wank’ in front of like 20 kids last night, he got nicked for animal cruelty and indecent exposure to underage kids.
When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.
Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.
Eric: Nice one bro.
The master wank is when a male is at climax, he hits his penis against an object creating an explosion of semen flying across the room. This move can only be done by the experts and it would take a professional to land the semen directly onto (or into) a target.
Last night was so good! I gave her a taste of the master wank.
Wank nozzle, a term used as a synonym for ‘dick’ or ‘dickhead’.
“Ugh that boy is such a wank nozzle”
When you start to wank and intend to finish but get unexpextedly interupted during the act and are not able to finish your wank.
Frank was wanking of in his room but suddenly realized that he left the stove on. He went down to kitchen and put it out. In this process he forgot about the wanking and therefore only ended up with a half wank.
When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.
To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.
A:*compelling argument*
B: *wiki wanks* *Goes on to re-word a page off of Wikipedia for a rebuttal*