Millenial Water

Relates to the ubiquitous availability and usage of energy drinks for and by the under 20s (millenials). Red Bull, Relentless, Monster, et al.

A psychological crutch, masquerading magical properties which negate the need for restful sleep and can be used as a prerequisite for anything that requires actual effort.

"Wish they had millenial water back in the day when I was pulling all-nighters playing "Sonic" on my Sega Megadrive; I'd have completed more levels!"

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Water Cure

A Mykilo Sosa original process designed to take out the impurities in marijuana. The process is rigidly outlined as follows: trimmed buds are completely submerged in reverse osmosis (RO) water for seven to ten days. The water is changed once every twenty four hours. After seven to ten days, the buds are placed on a sterilized drying screen above a cool-air dehumidifier for two and a half to four hours or until the buds are completely brittle dry. The buds are now completely gray in color and ready to be enjoyed without the water soluble impurities that are commonplace in all other forms of marijuana.

Wow, this water cured exotic is super smooth. I just painlessly consumed over a half-gram in one hit. Water curing bud is what truly makes it medical grade and safer to consume, versus just saying that it is medical grade because it was purchased from a medical marijuana dispensary. With no chlorophyll, excess nutrients, or other residuals left in or on the buds, it is like candy on a stick, leaving a superior taste and superb smokability. Water cured buds are also safe to cook with.

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it's fucken water

A phrase used whenever someone makes a big deal out of minor or inconsequential details.

Ocean: This Dasalad brand is the worst! It has no filter, too much acid, not enough minerals-
Cyan: Dude, it's fucken water.

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Hotdog Water

When a male gets aroused to the point of leaking pre-ejaculate.

“Man, those pics she hit me with earlier straight made my hotdog water.”

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Water eater

Someone who likes to drink, especially to excess.

1: Did you see that guy, he did 10 shots in a row?!
2: Yeah, he's water eater.
1: water eater?
2: alcohol don’t even taste like alcohol to him anymore.

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water break

This is something that teaches you the real value of water and how important it is to the human body and mind. This term is usually pared with one more time in the same sentence

Let’s run the show one more time and then water break

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Water Mountain

The thing that blocks ships from view when they disappear on the ocean.

Bob-Joe sailed away from me, I lost sight of him when he went behind the water mountain.

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