f. i

Fucking idiot

Use your brain and think instead of being an f. i.

triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

Janan f

A loving , smart, beautiful, funny girl of Arab decent.

Janan f is the best Arab girl you could ever have meet

Janan f

A loving , smart, beautiful, funny girl of Arab decent.

Janan f is the best Arab girl you could ever have meet

F-Peen

F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)

Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.

S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈

Something is Wrong. A message when you get hacked by the “SALPHA4CKER_BOB” Virus. If you suddenly see S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈ in your files or anything in your computer, please turn on windows/apple sicurity immediately. You might be in a deadly problem.

S ̙̅̔̌̐́̀̍̂̏̏A ̢̠̦̪̫͇̲͖̙̬͕̦̜͆̀̿̍̊͒̐̑͒̏̕͝V ̙̰̻̝̖̗̣̩̂̈E ̛̤̪̻̭̲̔̆̆͐̑̂͜͠͝ ̴̡̣̰̬̣͎̥̜̙̌̓̿͛͆̓͒̑̊͊́͑͘ͅY̶̺̤͔̭͙̣̮̪̟̓̇͌͐̆̍̇̍̕O̴̙̱̓͂̆̕̚͝U̶̢͓̻͚̩̻͕̣̔̏͆ͅR̴̨̧̨̙̩̘̤̭͙̃͜S̶̪͍̗̠͆̾̚Ě̶̡̡͎̼̲̯̝͓͍͕̌̓̈̄̓͛͗̽̈́̓̔̒͝L ̡̻̰̜̲͕̮̗͇͓̭̂̽̽̒̓͋̃̽͌̈̓͋͘̕ͅF ̨̨̥̮̼͖̦̦̮̬̺̫̺̖̿̈

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C i h u a h a g h g f e

A "C i h u a h a g h g f e" is a short and annoying person in your friend group. Possibly the most annoying you will ever meet!! Its used as an insult.

You're a C i h u a h a g h g f e