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If you born in 20 April you're attractive boy and have a sweetheart.Them totally caring with someone him love.
person1:Why that boy look attractive
person2:Him is born in 20 April
On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".
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A very sweet, kind, and generous person. She will love you the second she meets you. She doesn’t care what you look like, doesn’t care your religious beliefs, or sexuality, she loves you for you. April will do anything for you... she will go out of her way just to help you out with the tiniest things. She is a hard worker, good person, and beautiful on the inside and out.
Person #1 “Dude... have you seen April Wright? She is the most kindest person in the world.”
Person #2 “I know right! She is so kind... I wish I could be like her.”
The fit throwing single momma drama ass trailer type queen that usually sleeps with everyone one who knows it all and can't tell her different
She be on that April shit this morning
Annual sausage rememberance day. On this day, 12 Apr 2024 9:58 AM a loser has dropped their sausage on the bus floor, and now they no longer have breakfast. On this day we take a half-a-minute of silence to remember this tragedy, and take appreciation for all the sausages consumed prior and onwards.
Person 1: "Did you know today is the annual sausage remembrance day?"
Person 2: "Oh really? What's that?"
Person 1: "Ever since April 12th 2024 we've been taking moment every year to remember the sausage that was tragically lost that morning."
Person 2: "Oh cool, I'll take note of that."
National Nude Pic Day
The only day of the year when you can request a nude pic
Girl, send me the pic...26 April
26. April, international lick your fish and floor day.
"lick your floor"
"Lick me"
"Lick that fish"
"26. April wow"