Random
Source Code
Random
A fancy twist to the word douche
Adj.
1. When someone has a douchey presence, but you dont want to say douchey for fear of being made fun of.
2. When someone is like George W. Bush
Adv.
1. When someone does something in a douchey way.
2. When someone does something like George W. Bush
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
1. Dude, wearing that hat makes you look so douche-esque
2. Dude, going to war with Iraq made you look so douche-esque!
1. Dude, you make a sandwich so douche-esque
2. Dude, You write a speach so douche-esque
5👍 5👎
A person who is being a retarded fuck at a certain moment. Possibly the only thing they have the braisn enough to cook and eat.
"Wow, Bill's a fucking douche casserole today, let's murder his family."
12👍 17👎
A squeezable bag at the base of a short tube. Used to clean the vaginal cavity.
After sex she cleaned herself with her Douche.
13👍 19👎
Someone who has absolutely no idea that they are a total and complete 100% douche bag.
Tom says: "I think I am going to wear my blazer with my jeans to the bar tonight. Even though I only make $32 grand a year, I would like to portray myself as a millionaire."
John says: "Your a Douche Bag!"
8👍 10👎
A word used when One is of insufficient douchebaggery to be defined simply as "Douche" or "Douchebag". Generally used with the phrase "Prime" or "Prime cut" in front of it.
Did you see John? Yeah, that guy is a prime cut of douche rib.
2👍 1👎
A parade of douchebags. A group of dudes who think they are a lot cooler than they are. Often intoxicated.
Isaac: Wanna come out to the Irish Rogue for St. Patty's Day?
Marty: No, I'm trying to avoid the douche parade.
2👍 1👎
A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.
"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"
2👍 1👎