Random
Source Code
Random
he is the prettiest boy to walk the earth. one of a kind. whats not to love about him? he is just so adorable and precious and just such a sweetie overalllll !!! he is kinda dumb but he tries his best and always means well. great fashion taste. speaking of taste, he tastes really good too tbh. he makes me so horny and im always losing sleep over him. he is like cute but also soooo sexy ughhhhhh <3 the absolute love of my life. i could go on forever about you. i cant wait to be your husband baby. i love you ethan. <33
ughhhhh i love ethan so much <3
that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan
guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal
he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane
Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"
absolute liberal whos main attack is Coochie Sock! will eat your ass if you are mean to him. he also has a scary attack called Mean Glare. this attack he put you in a coma while he rapes you
Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games
Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh
Humongous cock. Will literally destroy your pussy. Fucks everything.