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One who subtly inserts religious themes in a business metting in an effort to gain unearned trust or respect. Often you will see this behavior in those who end their message with "Have a blessed day."
Enough with Terence being a Gratuitous Jesus Dropper. He proudly proclaimed he would "get to the bottom of the unethical and inappropriate actions of his team" before stating he "had to leave the meeting early to teach his child's CCD class". We know he has no intention of unearthing the violations of his team members, but subconsciously suggested he will do the right thing as a "Man of God."
The health bar that appeared in the sky on January 1st, 2020, labeled “Jesus.”
“Holy shoot, we have to fight Jesus‽”
“Holy shoot is right.”
“Shut the frick up. I need to fully process the Jesus Health Bar situation.”
A phrase used in IRC and internet message-boards, especially gaming boards, to respond to news that's old or outdated. Variations include "Jesus rides by on a dinosaur" or "Jesus waves from his dinosaur." The exact phrase isn't as important as the image itself.
See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"
1st Post: Whoa, they're making a "Doom" movie!
2nd Post: *Jesus rides by on a dinosaur*
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Pray to Jesus Motherfucking Christ.
Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.
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The Lord and Savior of the universe. The one and only Son of God who died for us and our sins so if we trust in him and turn away from our sins we may have everlasting life. Trust in Jesus Christ and read your Bible today. Trust in Jesus like you trust a parachute for God is the only one who can save us from being lost.
Jesus Christ is King.
Jesus Christ is God.
Jesus Christ is Lord.
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
Jesus Loves you.
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A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.
“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”
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A Pidgin English version of the New Testament, written for those whose native (Or most understood, at least) tongue is Pidgin English.
The Lord's prayer as recorded in Da Jesus Book:
God, you our Fadda.
You stay inside da sky.
We like all da peopo know fo shua how you stay,
An dat you stay good an spesho,
An we like dem give you plenny respeck.
We like you come King fo everybody now.
We like everybody make jalike you like,
Ova hea inside da world,
Jalike da angel guys up inside da sky make jalike you like.
Give us da food we need fo today an every day.
Hemmo our shame, an let us go
Fo all da kine bad stuff we do to you,
Jalike us guys let da odda guys go awready,
And we no stay huhu wit dem
Fo all da kine bad stuff dey do to us.
No let us get chance fo do bad kine stuff,
But take us outa dea, so da Bad Guy no can hurt us.
Cuz you our King.
You get da real power,
An you stay awesome foeva.
Dass it!
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