Crap Music

it's just crappy/bad music
some examples:
Lou Reed
A Flock Of Seagulls
Iggy Pop
Duran Duran
U2
Def Leppard
Motley Crue
Guns n' Roses
Iron Maiden
anything at all that's goth (this applies to alot of different musical genres especially including most heavy metal)
anything emo (simple plan , my chemical romance)
rap (its just talking to the beat of shoes in a dryer)
disco
new wave
hair metal or fairy metal (buttfag metal)..or simply emo metal
modern R&B
black metal (nazi metal/goth)...see goths/poseurs
death metal (gay/goth)...see goths/poseurs
goth metal
emo metal
new metal or "nu" metal (see grunge/wiggers)
progressive/goth metal
industrial
techno
boy bands
wiggers
pop tarts/pop whores
divas (sluts)
kid rock
tommy lee
ratt/poison

there's just way to much crap music to list so I will just save some time by pointing you to the motherlode , mtv!

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No Spray No Lay music

The term is derived from the popular phrase 'no spray no lay' that aftershave salesmen in nightclub toilets to convince you to pay for a spray of aftershave. It describes terrible Rnb or Hip-hop music and is associated to the above phrase because the music is of such bad quality is could have been produced in a toilet by an aftershave salesman.

Examples include but are not limited to Soulja Boy, Drake, Pitbull, Lil wayne, Jason Derulo, Bobby shmurda, Big sean, YFN Lucci, Nicki Minaj, Rick Ross, Chris Brown, Dj Khaled, Young thug, Travi$ Scott, Lil uzi vert and many more pathetic artists.

Promoter: Yo lads, come into our club we got sick tunes and 2 for 1 on jagerbombs.
Harry: No thanks mate, its full of no spray no lay music.
Promoter: what do you mean man were playing Drake and Young thug?
Harry: I mean their horse shit and you would have to pay me to come in this club.
Promoter: :0

*guy pulls over to girl in pimped out Corsa playing Pitbull*
Guy: Hey gurl, where have you been all my life?
Girl: Avoiding you...
Guy: Dont be like that babe, do need a ride?
Girl: Not in that piece of shit with your no spray no lay music, you penis.
Guy: Your just a gold digger!
Girl: No your just pathetic. If you took those plastic diamond earrings out, put Big L, Gang starr or Nas on and bought a car that doesnt look like its been on pimp my ride with tim westwood I might have reacted differently.

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kendall jenner music

Classy, trendy music (assumed to be rap or hip-hop) matched with a banging music video, usually displaying private jets, cars, money etc.

Origin: ToryLanez interview on Power 106 FM. Kendall Jenner Music {Ken•del Jen•er Mū•zik}.

E.G: Damn... you heard ESKETIT by Lil Pump? That fuckin’ cholo be dropping mad Kendall Jenner music, yo!

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dooka dooka music

Hispanic rap also known as "raggaeton" with the same beat across every song that goes "dook, a dook, a, dook, a dook, a". while this is going on, a hispanic guy raps in spanish, thereby making each song indiscernible from the other. a popular example is "gasolina". this type of music is also played the loudest by its listeners and annoys every single person in the parking lot who is not hispanic.

"whats up JR, why dont you play some of that dooka dooka music"

"what?!"

"you know, that gasolina stuff"

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I hate Music

I hate Music. I hate Music. I hate Music. I hate Music.

I hate Music. I hate Music.

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Yuh Yuh Music

Rap music

Aye bruh let me play some yuh yuh music

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music video channels

Democratic propaganda spewers!!!!!

Democrats are nazis!!!!!!

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