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When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
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A cold one. It's a cold beer (Or the "Kid's cold one" Which is a soft drink).
The oneitude it directly equal to the colditude. So the colder it is, the more of a one it is. And you don't want to be left with a warm none.
The Coach Z:"Where was your hat, Homestar?"
Homestar:"Between the milk and the cold ones"
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To masturbait and enjoy it, rubbing your genitals to make them feel good.
Chris is having a good one in his closet again.
Winstons skipping p.e to have a good one in the change room again.
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The worst map on Gears Of War 2, it is chosen by noobs and has awkward gameplay for all modes.
It should never be chosen during online play
oh wtf who voted Day One!
oh damn it tied and we have to play day one, long to that!
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I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.
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The police. Contrary to a popularly accepted best guess, this North American black / hip-hop slang term did not derive from the idea that one should only look once and not double-take at the police (arousing suspicion). Instead, it derives from the first few words of personal anecdotes involving the police, often shared while socializing at BBQs etc: "One Time, I was just comin out the Korean store, and the five-oh seen me..." It became a fun slang device to simply refer to police encounters as "one times," as in "that was close! we almost had a one time." which simply evolved into calling the police "one time." This was very early 90s and only really persists among fans of rap produced in that era.
nigga yo ass bess get yo shit up out here nigga! one time straight flossin this hood f' yo ass. and that's only real, on my life nigga.
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