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The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.
I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
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Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
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PMDS is a very serious illness that both men and woman can suffer throughout their lives. It is after the art of masturbation in which you will feel sad and depressed at yourself and your life. (This is a very serious illness and must be taken with extreme caution given the effects it can have on any given individual)
Jimmy: I just masturbated and I feel a deep sadness feeling inside of me.
Doctor: Well Jimmy it seems to me that you might have PMDS (Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome)
Jimmy: What does that mean doctor
Doctor: Whenever you pleasure yourself through the art of masturbation, you will become ill with depression after you ejaculate.
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It's none existent it's a mockery of depression and needs to be stopped pcd isn't true because your "depression" last for only a certain amount of time. It mocks people who have depression and it's not okay use post concert sadness it's honestly not that hard and that's how you truly feel sad you don't "develope" depression after one concert that's not how things work so please be more aware and you the term post concert sadness rather than pcd
'dude post concert depression got me all messed up'
'Post concert depression isn't real, It mocks people who have depression and you aren't depressed you are sad.'
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Post Potter Shock Disorder. A person with PPSD suffers from psychological shock and numbness to the realization that Harry Potter is truly over. Symptoms of PPSD may include:
-Drawing a lightning bolt on one's forehead or, in more extreme cases, self-inflicting an actual scar
-Re-reading the entire series in the hope that an eighth book will magically appear, then crying when it isn't there.
-Watching all 8 movies in one day
-Staying in the theater long after the credits for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two roll, staring at the screen with a zombie-like expression.
-Constantly quoting the books and/or movies, and shouting spells during moments of need
-Calling up other Potter-heads and discussing their inability to believe that it is over
-Feeling as if their best friend who grew up with them has died
-Planning Harry Potter related events
-Having a strong urge to recreate the movies, film parodies, or write a sequel series.
See that kid over there writhing on the floor crying and hugging a Harry Potter book? Yeah man, he totally has PPSD: Post Potter Shock Disorder.
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Post-dramatic sex disorder (PDSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more erotic encounters, such as a 3-way, being bound, spanked, gagged, hooded or overstimulated when having safe, enjoyable, life changing sex. The diagnosis may be given when a group of symptoms, such as stimulating recurring flashbacks, daydreaming or holding onto exciting memories of the event, and sexual arousal, continue for more than a month after the occurrence of the dramatic or erotic event. Most people having experienced a dramatic or erotic event will not develop PDSD. People who experience a major orgasm, are dominated, extorted or coerced into the encounter are more likely to develop PDSD, as opposed to people who experience vanilla sex or merely watch pornography.
Me: I keep dropping my phone . . . It's because of my sweaty palms.
Him: Why are your palms are all sweaty?
Me: It's Post-Dramatic Sex Disorder (PDSD) from being spit-roasted by you and your friend last week.
Him: Oh, I meant to tell you . . . he is on his way.
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The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.
"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."
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