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A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022


I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone

Said it from the start that you're gonna break my heart
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
You knew it all the time that the lady wasn't mine
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

What a fool of me makes a mess of love I mean
I'm Left, You’re Right, She’s Gone
She took me by surprise with the lustre in her eyes
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
How could I believe all the things she said to me?
Shook me, abscond forever
Such a heavy loss and that's such a heavy cross
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

Took me to the top, then she went and let me drop
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
Just when I had started, she left me brokenhearted
I'm left, you're right, she's gone
She gave me all the time and her loving in my life
Took me in hook, line, and sinker
Didn't see my fate and I woke up much too late
I'm left, you're right, she's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

She left, you're right, she's gone
She left, you're right, she's gone
She's gone

by Death Menace September 17, 2023

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You’re not right, but you’re not left either

A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter

Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”

by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022


pierce is always right

It’s a known fact that pierce is always right, there’s no sense in debating the fact of the matter

Ie. pierce is always right you need to listen to him

by Oxford college August 16, 2023


right off it

When you do lodes of drugs and your right off ya head

Terrence was had lodes of belters and Mandy bombs now he's right off it

by Pauly paffat December 14, 2017


Right-Wing Marxism

It is a reinterpretation of Karl Marx's philosophy from a right-wing point of view.

It consists of reinforcing the entrepreneur's surplus value to guarantee the production of the bourgeoisie (which invests and risks its money) and the employment of the proletarian class (which needs work in order to become a bourgeois), protecting the infrastructure and superstructure of the means of production. To this end, a Strong State would be created to protect private property and invest in new ventures, forming the Capital Dictatorship. Therefore, social classes would be practically abolished, due to the improvement in the quality of life, forming an economically homogeneous society. The final stage of this process would be anarcho-capitalism or right-wing anarchism, with the extinction of the state, public offices and taxes.

Right-Wing Marxism it's the easiest way to a free society.

by rightest September 7, 2022


Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker

*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?

by The Undernot August 1, 2023

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