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Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this
Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex
Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.
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The time it takes for a tragedy to be declared as funny. Satirical comments about said tragedy is deemed acceptable.
AIDS is declared funny as more than 22.3 years has gone by since the first case. Lol.
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Also known as the Tom Brady Tuck Rule. Coined by Chris in Syracuse after the Patriots/Ravens game in which Tom Brady asked for and was granted a flag after an almost contact-free play.
Cindy Brady is a reference to the youngest child on the 70's TV show The Brady Bunch.
Bob: So why did you stop watching football?
Steve: Well, ever since the Cindy Brady Rule was adopted the game hasn't been the same. They protect the quarterbacks way too much.
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The 24 hour rule states that any partially consumed liquor left over at the host's house for more than 24 hours after the end of a party becomes property of the host. The host is not required to notify the owner during this period.
"Hey man, I left some rum here last week, did you see it?"
"I drank it, 24 hour rule dude."
"Fair enough."
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the three month rule is the amount of time a guy gets to ask a girl out. you have three months to figure out whether or not you see it going somewhere and if you fully want to be with her. it really should take three months but if it does and you still don’t know then leave her the hell alone. stop torturing that girl. if you don’t know by the third month if you see yourself with her then fucking leave. stopping wasting her time
girl: dyk what the 3 month rule is because it’s been 3 months already, and we still a aren’t dating. like do you want me or are you wasting my time? i’ve waited long enough so now i need to know, are we gonna date or not???
boy: idk yet, i still don’t know what i want
girl: cool *blocks him*
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"If you have to ask, the answer is yes." It is a philosophy of decision making when one has to deal with an internal question about how to govern one's own conduct.
Person One: "Should I go home with that guy?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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Person One: "Should I have another drink?"
Person Two: "Julie Brown Rule."
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The belief that in a relationship, you'll never get 100% of what you want, so at most you get 80%. But some other person may come along and have that missing 20% you don't have. Some folks fall for the 20% just to realize they should've stayed for their original 80%. C/O Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married?"
"Damn, my co-worker is so HOT and incredibly funny!"
"Think about the 80/20 rule, Becky. Think about it."
"Dawg! She is baaaad...34/22/36. Damn i would so hit that..."
"Whoa man; 80/20 rule dawg. Lisa is a good wife..."
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