Stress

The one thing everyone has and no one want, stress is a complete asshole. It'll fuck you when you're up, and It'll fuck you when you're down. It is known to cause Suicide, murder, tumors, AIDS, and cancer. So Don't get stressed out, cause stress SUCKS! Usually caused by something unfortunate, like death, job loss, woman loss, school, etc.

Guy: Dude, I'm really stressed

Friend: Why?

Guy: I lost my job, and I failed all my classes

Friend: Well man, don't kill yourself, you'll be alright

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The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this

Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.

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