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When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”
“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”
The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Copying yor friends and families Instagram posts as your own
Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sister's posts of Zurich
Post a friend or relatives social media pictures on your account without photo credits
Hey Kelley, I saw you slog siding your sisters Instagram pictures of Zurich on your account
This is Nanny’s word
Definition: “*side eye* I don’t know”
“Gettin old.. older”
“I’ve been wopfer sided my whole life, and I’ve gotten worse with age.”
Act of dating a girl and constantly accusing her of talking to other men but does not think he has to follow by the same rules. Has been caught in lies but makes the female feel crazy for even feeling any type of way.
I know he’s lying
He’s Totally side gating me
To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!
You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.