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When you see that fucking impostor everywhere
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Psychological paralysis of a victim who internally elects to love their victimizer as an act of appeasement and survival strategy; ingratiating and groveling so absolutely as to experience cognitive dissonance to all truths and objective facts.
Corollary of the Stockholm syndrome in which hostages come to identify and empathize with their captors.
There are four stages of Oslo / Stockholm Syndrome:
Stage 1: The hostage learns to survive by obeying the rules.
Stage 2: The hostage gets to know their captor so they can know how to avoid triggering him.
Stage 3: The hostage sees any act of kindness by the captor (ie. bathroom break) as a sign that he is a good person.
Stage 4: The hostage starts to see their captor as a friend and any rescuer as an enemy.
Coined after a 1973 bank robbery in Stockholm when a group of bank employees were held hostage and developed a strong sense of empathy, respect and even admiration towards their captors. When the event was over, they even defended their captors by not wanting to say anything that might endanger their captors’ freedom. Also called “traumatic bonding” or “victim self-brainwashing”; Vampire minions who love their vampire master, prostitutes who love the pimp who beats and scars them, etc.
Synonymous with eunuch, beta cuck, faggot sheeple, Captain Sweden syndrome, liberal left wing loony, minions of the vampire, devotees of Mammon, zombie fodder walking dead of Satan / Belzebub / Apollion / Abbedon / Baphomet / Molech, etc.
White Hillary Clinton supporters and White anti-Trump protesters are all suffering from Oslo Syndrome and foolishly believe that if they betray their own ancestors, family, nation, race, and descendants (in theory at least as they typically have none), indeed betray their very own selves, that Satan's hordes will spare them and allow them a place in Liberaldom aka Satandom.
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The type of syndrome you assign to somebody when they are obsessed with self-diagnosis and are very overractive.
Name is due to the character Reginald Barclay from Star Trek. Whom in one episode kept giving himself all sorts of self-diagnosis.
Also known as (more technically) hypercondriac
Person A: I've had the slight dizziness and clammy skin. I looked online and I think I have the swine flu.
Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome.
Barclay: I think I have Terellian Death Syndrome!
Person B: No, you just have Barclay Syndrome
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a fan who is obsessed with haikyuu until when they see something related to volleyball, they would be saying, "do you watch haikyuu?" or "do you know this show called haikyuu?"
albert "i play volleyball, how about you?"
kelly "OMG, you watch haikyuu?"
dave " ugh not one more person with the haikyuu syndrome."
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The act of accusing everyone of cheating, including silvers, and toggling your big hacks on whenever you can't win the match legit.
"Wow this kid actually thinks we hack and its making him toggle so hard. He clearly has Motorola syndrome."
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A neurological disorder that only 5-7% of the people diagnosed actually have. Most people who claim to have this disorder are just socially awkward teenagers who have parents with little willpower who didn't force them to socialize when they were young and let them play N64 all day.
Like ADHD in the 90's and the early 00's, Asperger's Syndrome has become the chic diagnosis of today that parents accept so that they don't have to face the fact that they failed as parents.
Doctors and Psychiatrists also refuse to speak up because they typically receive kickbacks from pharmaceutical companies for prescribing their products, making the probability of over diagnosis high.
Some annoying qualities of Aspies include:
- Bragging about having a mild form of autism
- Pretending that Autism automatically means "genius" and that they should be allowed to play xbox all day without any responsibility because they could do great things, but choose not to
- Sitting in the back of class writing Yu-Gi-Oh fan fiction and mumbling about "conformists"
- Thinking creativity means regurgitating things they see on TV verbatim
- Writing walls of text about how every mathematician, astronomer, artist, musician and world leader in human history had Asperger's
Aspies are supposed to be so much smarter and more creative than us mere mortals, yet they all copy-paste the same wikipedia definition of Asperger's Syndrome on Urban Dictionary without looking to see if anyone else has done it yet.
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When the bed is either too soft or too hard, and you have a horrible night sleep
Person 1: Man I hate working away, it's so hard too sleep on this bed it's way too soft.
Person 2: looks like you suffering from goldilocks syndrome, better go get some sleeping pills.
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