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Adam is the best person you will ever meet. He's caring, gentle, playful, and kind. He'll tease you, but you know that you'll never feel unsafe with him around. He has kind eyes and a gentle, calming voice that puts you at ease almost immediately.
Adam is an absolutely amazing person who anyone would be lucky to meet and become friends with. He is always there if you need him.
Lazy fucker though who doesn't get outta his friggin bed. Seriously dude, you can't be late *every* day.
Can't help but love him though.
Me: my best friend's name is Adam
A person who says random shit. Has a worrying obsession with Ninjas and 50" flat screen TVs mounted to ceilings
Literally Everyone: "..."
Adam: "What if ninjas where invisible"
Adam: I am going to buy a 50" TV and mount in to my ceiling to watch anime
big dick daddy gets hella bitches everyone loves him and how sexy he is and he is alway strapped and down to scrap and to fuck this is the best person you will ever meet he is very gang
That one hella perverted kid who from the age of 10 is looking at and commenting on girls asses and titties. FAT NONCE.
Person 1: Hey! Did you see Adam S ask out that 10 year old girl and look at her tits.
Person 2: Yeah.
The sexiest man to ever live
Have you seen that Adams guy, he is so hot
the most lovable, loyal, and perfect boy you will ever meet. he has a beautiful smile, kind eyes, and the most gorgeous forehead. he is always interested in putting others before himself, comforting those who need it, and helping in any way he can. he is nothing short of the most perfect man on the face of the earth, there is nobody like him anywhere. you will love him and appreciate him more than life itself, as i do for my adam.
me: the most perfect man on earth, GO!
my weary friend: adam.