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The nasty thick substance that forms on teeth of people who don't brush them.
Go brush your teeth, you've got a serious case of duck butter going on.
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This is what you say to a person that annoise you or a female that pisses you off in public.
Swap the first "d" around with the "s" and you get "suck ma dick". If you want to tell the person (while standing in public) to suck your dick and want to disguise what you say,
you tell them: "Duck my Sick!"
karisha:boi i want munny
Jammal:B*tch shut up
Karisha:ni**a f**k u
Jammal:B*tch duck ma sick
(Jammal walks off...)
(Public is buffled at what you have just told Karisha to do)
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A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
A duck creates an egg so if "Muddy Duck" (the band) releases a single it is thier egg so instead of dropping an album they will be laying a dozen eggs. It is also a term used to describe their fans.
"Did you hear the new Muddy duck eggs"
Or
"Did you hear the new eggs muddy duck laid"
Or
Q ="Are you an egg?"
A = "Yeah I love Muddy Duck!"
1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room
3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across
Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks
"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"
The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.
"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."
"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."
A man having sex while only wearing a shirt.
I got some Donald Duck dick in the porta potty last night at the concert.