A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.
The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.
I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!
The milky substance that attacks the female egg in an attempt to procreate. or jizz
Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere
A term to use for one that is useless.
Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’
A masculine figure who feels like he has the powers to save souls and play hero to the weak individuals that give him that authority example crack heads
Take your cape off and stop playing cape man
A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
He's such a pathetic man.
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