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You have to take a shower every hour
Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
An event in which a father-to-be as a bachelor party like event before the bundle of joy arrives
We are throwing mike a daddy shower, headed to a strip club, throwing back beers.... cuz you know we wont be able to do that once jr gets here
Closely related to the hooker shower, except one step classier. It's when a girl discretely cleans herself using baby wipes
Girl: I feel dirty, I haven't showered today. I'll just go to the back of my car and take an escort shower
When you shave your entire body in the shower
Jenna is so smooth because she took a dolphin shower
When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.
John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.
Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
Karen: "Hey bab..*drunken puke burp* wadda slaaay you shower cap me ova by da juke box?"
When you go to take a piss and you sneeze right as you start the stream, successfully showering yourself in two different bodily fluids
Doug: *whips it out*
Doug: *sneezes before stream begins*
Doug: Woah, that was dangerous, I almost gave myself a double shower.