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After eating, typically a burger - which is known for being greasy and or a "hearty meal" one might experience "burger lung" which is usually noticed when clearing phlegm from the throat and can last upwards of several hours post-consumption.
*Sitting at the table after eating the Red Robin Bacon Bleu Burger and an entire tower of onion rings*
Man 1: Man, Robin King goes hard every time
Man 2: Yeah fr, *cough* I think I got burger lung :((
Man 1: Damn dude, we should tip less
Man 2: *clearing phlegm from throat" -20% tip for this god awful burger lung
A classic burger is liiike... you know... like a classic burger but it's classic. Simple as that.
Mmmmh today I ate a really good classic burger !!!
When a man cums on a woman's vagina.
"I like honey on my burger"
The fatty, tasty Seamless/Deliveroo meal you get for free, but only because you have to stay at the office past midnight and can expense it.
New analysts learn to salt their onion rings with their own tears and draw faces on their burger buns to pretend they still have friends. After several hours of weeping over ketchup and Excel spreadsheets, the eater of a burger & cries will often send a “u up” text to the delivery driver.
Those muffled sounds you hear of crackling pickles, crumpling paper bags, and deep, despairing sobs are the analysts in the back digging into their nightly Burger & Cries
Whereby you shove your massive cock all the way inside a girls vagina tearing part of her vaginal wall leaving it on your penis then making her suck it off.
Jake: Yooo last night I gave Jenna one mean Safy burger
Dylan: Holy shit, you madlad
When an individual has burped and a bit of sick came up
"Dan, your breath is awful! "
"Sorry... I just had a burger at Sidcup"
(noun) A funny way to describe someone who is really confused and doesn't know what's going on, like a burger made of confusion with a side of "Huh?"
Trey was a clueless burger because he didn't know his partner was sleeping with other people.