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I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?
A retard "I'm not your dad!"
Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."
When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af
Wow I have a black biological daddy!
There should be no Dads for Hollywood
That was a No Dads for Hollywood moment
A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation
“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”
Deleting dad waters means drinking lots of beers
tonight we will be deleting dad waters