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A United States Marine nickname for the beef links included with beans in certain Meals-Ready-To-Eat. It is Aptly named for their foul taste and similar appearance to male genitalia.
1. I'll have the 4 dicks of death and the Marinated Mushroom sauce, please.
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Also abbreviated as BSOD, the Blue Screen of Death is:
1. The most terrifying thing even to appear on the monitor of your PC unbidden. Happens quite frequently when one's GPU is on the fritz.
2. The reason the color blue makes me uneasy.
1. Hmm, a new Java game. Looks interes- wait, why did my screen turn black suddenly... OH SHIT IT'S A BSOD! AGH! HELP! HELP!
2. I don't like that shirt. It's the same shade as a Blue Screen of Death. Please don't wear it again, or at least sit a little farther away. And stop laughing at me, it's not funny. It's not funny!
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The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
Squidward: August 12 2036, heat death of the universe
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When your woman tries to take control and get on top, you execute the alligator death roll like shes Steve Irwin and you pop the cock in her ass, startling her and taking back the domination.
Dude that bar whore almost took me down, luckily the alligator death roll showed her who's the alpha male.
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THIS IS A PUBIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY CHEEZE WIZ
After attempting to shave ones pubic region with a FACERAZOR, one notices in horror while "smacking little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear," "shimmying up and down the pole of love," or "touching ones self at night," that yesterday while taking a sensual shower the razor's unwanted blade caused irritation to the groin thus impregnating it with festering fireworks of pussy pimples.... as a result of poor hygiene the pimples become itchy, pussing little bitch devils of the pubis. God's final act of torture is the itchy chode!!!
EXAMPLES:
*me.
*bill clinton.
*barney the purple pedeophilic dino
The best remedy for said pubic DEATH pimples, is to mix cheese wiz and conola oil to a gooey batterey mixture, and to apply said mixture to crotch 2-3 times per day. trust me, it works. don't ask. if this doesn't work, you have genetal herpes, not Pubic DEATH pimples.
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Used to describe someone who has a pale, gaunt and sickly appearance (but isn't actually terminally ill).
'My God, what's wrong with Rita? She looks like death warmed up.'
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A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
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