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Bitch better have my honey

When you're a singer-bear and you lend a bear some honey and the bear doesn't pay you back.

Bitch better have my honey! Y'all should know me well enough...

by dudeperfect19 August 21, 2016


have a jones for

To have a desire or craving for, to be addicted to (something or someone)

Addicts have a Jones for their drug or habit of choice. Some sports junkies have a Jones for baseball, others football, and still others cannot get enough NASCAR; some simply have a jones for ESPN and whatever is being shown at the moment.

by Evaristo December 10, 2024


let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017


having a dumbtruck

the combination of a magnificent booty and a fairly small brain

you're really having a dumbtruck energy man!

by slimeylol December 5, 2021


Valentino and Cameron having sex

Something that happens casually

Valentino and Cameron having sex will make your balls explode guaranteed

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023


i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021


National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day

October 6

National lil hair lying no dad having ass bitch day is the best day for my ex

by Thatssmattmubch October 4, 2023

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