After consuming copious amounts of Thanksgiving dinner, you proceed to have sexual intercourse. During said intercourse, almost to the point of fruition, regurgitate previous feast onto partner. Aiming for any orifice is strongly recommended for full experience.
Kelsey and I had the best Thanksgiving shower last year, hoping for the same outcome this year
When someone finds sexual pleasure in being vomited on.
Bro I gave that bitch a hulk shower and she squirted
Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”
I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.
When you jerk off in the shower.
We're out of shampoo, this is going to be a rough shower shake.
The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.