When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.
"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".
wings tattooed near a woman's vagina
i know a woman who has twat wings.
When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.
If you can't get laid just doodle twat.
Someone who enjoys the finer things in life.
That old man over there that is drinking that 15 year old scotch is a twat cuddler.