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The act of locking the vehicle’s windows and cranking up the heated seats in order to enhance the toxic qualities of your impending flatulence.
My girlfriend and I were on our way to brunch today to remedy the previous night’s bad decisions and Taco Bell; I felt something special brewing, so I locked the windows and jacked up the heated seats and waffle housed her something fierce.
worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle
What happens behind the Waffle House, stays behind the Waffle House.
I'm going to take this lady of the night behind the Waffle House.
Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.
I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password
A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.
Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?
Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.
"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"
The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky
Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host