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On the 2nd of March its national slap ass day, so go slap some asses
everyone its Slap ass day to day
National slap someones ass day is on December 10th. You can slap anyones ass you want on this day.
Dude did you just slap ashleys ass?
Yeah, its national slap ass day!
janurary 4th is the slap ass day
where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass
SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"
The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.
Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick
June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!
Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"
A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.
First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!