Nard-Cold

When it’s so cold that your balls have shrunk into nonexistence.

“Dude it’s freakin’ nard-cold out here, I couldn’t scratch my balls if I wanted to!”

cold root

A cold root is when someone gets a root for shits and gigs with an ugly chick

You should get a cold root. What's that. Well its not a hot one.

cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo

Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

Cold Clinch

Whe the woman your having sex with has Covid 19 and she coughs repeatedly....causing her vagina to clinch several times, until you cum.

Hey babe since you coughing I'm going to stop and get you some medicine...but before you take it can I get a COLD CLINCH..???

cold back

A negative terms towards Canadians

(Friend) That Canadian was rude and judgemental.

(Me) meh fuckem he's a cold back anyways

The cold carrot

When a group of mexicans have an orgi using only carrots that coke freshly from there fridge

Yo homey get the cold carrot from the fridge