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He has seven wives and he really wanted to sleep on the bed with them. He watches AV every day. He is a bit gay but he is kind. His first and second wives are Cho Duck and Siu Je. He likes to scream in other's ears.
Student A: I want to be Lee CY Duck's wife.
Student B: I'll tell him, he'll be so happy about that.
Student C: Don't be so 8745
Student D: I think you have mental problems.
Student E: Bruh!
When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies
Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort
The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.
"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."
"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."
June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.
Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?
Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.
Where the 45th president is made fun of by being compared to a duck from a cartoon from 1919 playing a modern band instrument
Damn, Donald Duck Trumpet is really banning some Mexicans. They probably shit on the wall to defy it and gives the message "Fuck you trump nobody ain't letting to dumbass wall get in our way"
An expression of resignation as in "Ah schucks, I guess it don't matter".
An expression of wonder as in "Well don't that beat all"
Fuck a dee duck looks like a storm is coming in after all.
Fuck a dee duck that is the biggest moose I've ever seen!