Its when a guy makes a candy bar mold with his dick, cums to make caramel which he buts inside it and makes the girl eat it
I heard you took Ally home
Yah lets just say she had a nice Long Island Candy Bar
When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.
If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
A woman that has long vaginal lips. Not long enough to be meat curtains, but long enough to snag your lace panties.
Does my long-gina make me look like I have a camel toe?
A person who desperately tries to be good at a sport although ends up getting benched :(