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worse than you're mom gay but not as bad at your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, ur sister a mister or ur grandpap a trap
1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: you're cousin an english muffin
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When you poop in your lovers bellybutton and smear it all over her belly with your disco stick
Josh gave me a St. Louis Love Muffin last night.
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Sprinkling brown sugar on a girls face while receiving a blowjob. Sugar can be literally brown sugar or brown from other sources.
I was in the kitchen and gave some girl the brown dusty muffin because I ran out of powdered sugar.
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no
"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"
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Condition that happens when a man or woman wearing tight clothing that hides a muffin top bends over or otherwise uncovers the bare muffin top for the world to see.
Dude 1: Bro what's so funny, why you spit your drink out?
Dude 2: Dang man, that thick girl over there just leaned over to grab the mustard and the muffin came out da wrapper. That shit is gross!
A nice thing to snuggle with lots of hair. Good on sofa's. Can be soporific
Oooh my lovely McFadden-boy, you are such a cuddly snuggle puffin. Come over here Poot!
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Happens usually at the beach and renaissance fairs where heavier set women wear tight tops and have spill over on the top and stomach areas. So not only a gut in front, but a fair share of maybe back fat is peaking through the top.
Frank - That chick should not be wearing that corset top. She is over 300 pounds.
Cavy - I know, she is definitely suffering from MLM: multi-level muffin top.
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