strawberry milk bath

After ejaculating in a menstruating vagina, fist her until she squirts. The mixture of the blood, semen and her juices will give you a bath.

Next time your girl is on her period, give her a strawberry milk bath. She'll love you forever .

pee pee milk

Jizz

dont spill your pee pee milk when you see that hot roblox girl

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backup milk jug

when you can't find a milk jug, pour it in the blender

y2jerk: yo.. where's the milk jug?
kofi: dunno.. use the backup milk jug mahn
y2jerk: you mean the blender?
kofi: is that an indian cumshot on your forehead?

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Male Milk Jug

noun: a man's loose anus full of cum.

That dude has loaded male milk jug

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cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.

Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.

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Dad left for milk

A shitty insult, common amongst the 8 year old species of animal

Kid: You did something that i don't lile i bet ur dad left for milk
Guy: stfu

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neutral milk hotel

an incredible band with even more incredible lyrics. too bad they only made 2 albums i'm gonna cry.

Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops
With cocoa leaves along the border
Sweetness sings from every corner
Cars careening from the clouds
The bridges burst and twist around
And wanting something warm and moving
Bends towards herself the soothing
Proves that she must still exist
She moves herself about her fist
Sweet communist
The communist daughter
Standing on the sea-weed water
Semen stains the mountain tops

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