a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.
"what did you have for lunch?" " I was pressed for time and made a quick alex salad."
to have sex
Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now
The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.
Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form
The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form
A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.
"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."
The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom
After a good salad poking
After the act of being anally destroyed
When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it
Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad
When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.
Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."
Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"