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Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.

Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

by joeydnewyork April 10, 2024


Word Salad Tosser

Someone who is not at a loss-for-words whilst bequeathing a rim job to their lover. Said yakety-jaws feels the need to continue the conversation well into the act of rimming, thus, depriving their mate from enjoying the unique erotic pleasure of analingus.

Sparks were flying in the bedroom last night--rimming was on the menu, however, the server was a real Word Salad Tosser ....yeah, he wouldn't shut the f**k up!

by joeydnewyork August 13, 2024


toss a salad

to have sex

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now

by xxfskjfshdx April 7, 2016


baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018


Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.

"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."

by Slimy weiner March 22, 2023


Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.

"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed

by Hugh Blackman May 17, 2015


Tokyo Salad

When a girl eats a random guys shitty ass and then kisses her boyfriend on the lips right after without telling him about it

Yo, bro got fuckin aids cause his girl hit him with the Tokyo Salad

by Hahu September 5, 2022